Kmart store...

12 March 2005

John Walker
Store Manager
Kmart store 4855
Summit Ridge, Reno, NV 89503

Mrs Fenton
35 Rasmussen Street
Moores Park, Reno, NV 89503

Dear Mrs Fenton

During thew proceding 6 months our security staff has been monitiring your husbands activities while in store. The list below describes his offences, all of which have been vertified by our surveillance cameras and we retain copies of tape.

We have repeately given your husband verbal warnings while he is in store and he has subsequently ignored them. He replied to those warnings with rudeness and the response "while the wife shops hire I will be here too". We are therefore ban you, your husband and the family from this store.

The following list details your husband activities in the store over the past six months :

June 15 - Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts where they weren't looking.

July 2 - Set all the alarm clocks in House were to go off at 5 min intervals.

July 7 - Made a trail of tomatoe juice on the floor leading to the rest room.
July 19 - Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
"Code 3 " in hause wares and watch what happened.

August 4 - Went to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M on the lay - buy.

September 14 - Moved " Caution - WET FLOOR" sign in carpeted area.

September 15 - Set up a tent in the Camping Department and told other shoppers he"d invite them in if they'll bring pillows.

September 23 - If any staff offers him assistance he begin to cry and asks "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

October 4 - Look right into the security camera - used as a mirrow and picked his nose.

November 10 - While in the gun department ask the clerk if he knows where antidepresants are.

December 3 - Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

December 6 - In the auto department practiced his " Madonna look " using different size funnels.

December 18 - Hide in a clothing rag and when people browse through yelled "PICK ME!" " PICK ME !"

December 21 - When an annoucement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

December 23 - Went to the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while, then yelled, very loudly, " There is no toilet paper in here!".

John F. Walker
Store Manager