Scottish logic

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow policeman.
He thinks that he is smarter than the policeman because he is a lawyer from
LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He
decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow policeman's
expense!!

The policeman says, ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

The policeman says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow policeman says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and
registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

The policeman says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop,
that's the law. Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow policeman says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the hell out of the
lawyer and says, 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'